Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod

If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

You must be auxin, cuz you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

Baby, I’ll treat you like my homework - slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

If i was an enzyme i would be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

I wanna defragment your hard drive, watcha say you come over and we play “tech support”. I’ll show you my ram if you show me your USB port.

I wish i were your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.